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Blue Waffle: NFSFW*

*Not Fucking Safe For Work – or kids, or pets. It’s safe for the fucking blind. End of fucking list.

The Fucking Internets are for sharing information. And porn. Information and Porn. We all understand this.

It’s not often that these things combine. InfoPorn (I didn’t invent that)!  So in the spirit of sharing information and porn…

Seriously. Not safe for kids. If you show them this, not only will you go to hell, but the human race will cease to exist because these kids will grow up and become adults absolutely afraid to have sex. No shit.

… we bring you the Blue Waffle:

... also known as the Azure Enchilada
It may look better if you puke on it.

Blue Waffle, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Or ever.

Is it real? Or is this some St. Patrick’s Day surprise gone horribly wrong? I don’t want to fucking know. I just want to know how to stay as far away from this as possible.

The image was snatched from Documenting Reality, which doesn’t make it reality, but you never know.

The infamous Urban Dictionary has some stuff on the Blue Waffle as well. None of it helpful, but some of it slightly funny.

There’s even a website at BlueWaffleDisease.org, which could be actually helpful. It doesn’t quite debunk this condition, it does offer the following:

Itching and vaginal inflammation are the common symptoms. Vagina will change its color after a while and this is where the word “blue” comes from. Vaginal discharge will change its color and smell. Now, it seems that these symptoms usually go away spontaneously. However, is it smart to wait for that to happen?

If you have any of these symptoms, you should not be surfing the net and asking questions about the blue waffle disease. You need to see your doctor and solve the problem as soon as possible.

Yes. ...you should not be surfing the net and asking questions about the blue waffle disease”

Unless some devious bastard asked you to.

The Fucking Internets shared it with me. I share it with you. That’s what InfoPorn is all about kids (really, don’t let the kids see this. Save the human race, eh?) folks.

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