Did you see Family Guy Sunday?
If you did, you saw this.
When your kids ask you what the fuck happened to MTV, and why shaking asses and bling are the stars of today’s music videos, explain it to them. Explain that David Bowie and Mick Jagger were once rock gods, and somehow, they would wind up trying to make out (again) in what may rank as the biggest piece of shit to make you wish that the eighties never happened.
Tell them that we tried to save the world with stuff like this.
But that MTV died anyway.
And then explain that because we live in the Fucking future… we now have this.
But let them know that the Fucking Future isn’t all bad. Because it also brought us this.
Okay. There’s some Fucking Internets for you.