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Varoom!

Went and looked at a ’47 Ford on the way home from work. Maryellen called me up and said “Hey! I know you like old cars! We found an old car for six hundred bucks, and if I buy it we can swap cars!”

Which makes sense, if you understand the paradigm of our friendship.

This car is a piece of crap. No bumpers, cracked windshield, no headlights and the inside looks like it was used for mating rabid wolverines.

Now mind you, if I had an easy 600 bucks and a place to store the car, I would snatch it up in a fucking heartbeat. This would be a nice project car, and could possibly be road worthy by next summer. But the idea of it at the moment, is for Maryellen to buy the car, give it to me and take my car. So, I would need to borrow my car back in order to get back and forth to work, spend a shitload of money to restore this classic, and …

Well. It just don’t work, see?

I may go look again tomorrow, but I think I’m gonna pass.

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