10.Sep.2011 Fucking Spotify
I have me some serious geek-love for Spotify. Spotify is one of the damn numerous streaming internets radio things that allow you to stream music from the fucking internets. I’ve tried a few of them in my time, and still use most of them. I’ve my last.fm account, my Slacker Radio account, Pandora and I [...]
15.Aug.2011 Arrested Westeros
If you’re a fan of Arrested Development and The Game of Thrones, you probably already know about this website. If you’re a fan of one, but not the other, it may have skipped your notice. If you’re a fan of neither, your life is just fucking sad. I don’t know what to tell you. It’s [...]
18.May.2011 That Happened, and We Let it Happen
Did you see Family Guy Sunday? If you did, you saw this. Enough said. When your kids ask you what the fuck happened to MTV, and why shaking asses and bling are the stars of today’s music videos, explain it to them. Explain that David Bowie and Mick Jagger were once rock gods, and somehow, [...]
16.May.2011 Blue Waffle: NFSFW*
*Not Fucking Safe For Work – or kids, or pets. It’s safe for the fucking blind. End of fucking list. The Fucking Internets are for sharing information. And porn. Information and Porn. We all understand this. It’s not often that these things combine. InfoPorn (I didn’t invent that)! So in the spirit of sharing information [...]
25.Oct.2010 Fucking Podcast
I’ve not posted on this site since the great Facebook Unfriending of 2010. That hasn’t been intentional. It’s just my thing, not posting for months at a time and starting new web projects that will also get ignored very quickly. I’m a slacker. What do you want? The latest web project I’ve been doing, however, [...]
25.Aug.2010 Fucking Facebook Fallout
So, you may have read the last post about how I defriended someone on the facebook. This has had grave repercussions worldwide. The last weeks of summer 2010 will be known to future generations as “The Great Defriending”. I prefer, unfriending, but during this crisis, Webster’s added the word “defriend”. Okay, this was the most [...]
21.Aug.2010 Fucking Facebook
I dropped a valued friend from Facebook last night. It kind of hurts, because again, this is a valued friend. An old friend. Someone I’ve known for years, through all sorts of shit. But, aside from the occasional comment on my ‘happy status posts’, like “Good luck!”, the only time I see this friend is [...]
24.Jan.2010 Fucking Internets T-Shirt: Fucking WiFi
Here’s another fucking t-shirt for you. The sexually innuendo laden “Fucking Internets” WiFi shirt. No it doesn’t light up when you’re in range of WiFi. It does have a nice pink signal enclosing a fleshy colored antenna. Not only is it available in all sorts of clothing styles, but also in all sorts of beverage [...]
23.Jan.2010 Paul is Trying to Kill Me!
Yeah. I’m pimping t-shirts. The first t-shirt is “Paul is trying to Kill me!” Paul is a co-worker of mine at KOSCO. Paul is fuckin awesome. Mostly because he puts up with my shit. Poor Paul. I’ve threatened to do this to him for a while. And in case you’re wondering about me making money [...]
21.Jan.2010 Foursquare and 7 mins ago: dharmaBob @ Fucking Internets
So I finally submitted to foursquare. I was mildly aware of it, in the sense that I was seeing bits of “so-and-so unlocked the ass badge!” or “so-and-so became the Mayor of this bar and/or coffeeshop” with a foursquare link attached to the tweet, status update or scrawled on the filthy bathroom walls of my [...]
