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Archive for the "Technology" Category

02.Nov.2014 Fucking iPhone

I have gone the sheep route and got myself an iPhone.

Now, I won’t take that sheep thing lying down. Apparently the best way to take a sheep is standing up, behind it.

28.Sep.2012 Apple Should Stop Fucking Apologizing

From Apple CEO Tim Cook: To our customers, At Apple, we strive to make world-class products that deliver the best experience possible to our customers. With the launch of our new Maps last week, we fell short on this commitment. We are extremely sorry for the frustration this has caused our customers and we are […]

07.Apr.2012 Google’s ebook partnership with Indie Bookstores? Fucked.

Google’s ebook partnership with Indie Bookstores? Fucked. Last month, I told y’all about the Indiebound Reader, and how Google was helping to make it possible for the Brick and Mortar independent bookstores to compete in an increasingly digital world. If I had waited a month, I could have saved some bandwidth. Google will be ending their ebooks […]

17.Mar.2012 IndieBound Reader! Buy Fucking E-books and Still Support Indie Bookstores!

IndieBound Reader! Buy Fucking E-books and Still Support Indie Bookstores! Impossible, right? Yeah, I thought so too, until I stumbled upon indiebound.org/reader First, let me get some stuff out into the open. I’m a fan of Barnes & Noble. I like it there. I like sitting and reading a book while I drink my coffee. […]

11.Feb.2012 Fucking iMac

Dear Bill Gates, I am sorry. I needed a new computer and decided to spend almost three times what I could have bought a decent PC for, and picked up an Apple iMac. Please take comfort in the knowledge that I still have an Xbox 360 and an Android phone. I know the Android thing […]