16.May.2011 Blue Waffle: NFSFW*
*Not Fucking Safe For Work – or kids, or pets. It’s safe for the fucking blind. End of fucking list. The Fucking Internets are for sharing information. And porn. Information and Porn. We all understand this. It’s not often that these things combine. InfoPorn (I didn’t invent that)! So in the spirit of sharing information [...]
25.Aug.2010 Fucking Facebook Fallout
So, you may have read the last post about how I defriended someone on the facebook. This has had grave repercussions worldwide. The last weeks of summer 2010 will be known to future generations as “The Great Defriending”. I prefer, unfriending, but during this crisis, Webster’s added the word “defriend”. Okay, this was the most [...]
06.Jan.2010 If I were The Doctor, Gary Coleman would be The Master
That’s Doctor Who references in the title, for you heathens. I got a desperate text message from dear friend and fellow twitterwhore @sleepjunky. @sleepjunky: Gary Coleman, down!!! Gary Coleman, DOWN!!!!!! Me: Gary Coleman Down? @sleepjunky: He’s in the hospital! He’s precarious!!! Me: No, he’s precocious! Oh! Wait! Oh noes! Gary Coleman has long been my [...]
15.Oct.2009 History Lesson Part 1: An Interview With Jesus
While showing the kid what coding html was like back ten years ago, I came across an old post from my defunct living in infamy site. It was an Interview with Jesus, from his old site @ crucify.com (now also defunct). There was this thing where you could actually chat with him! It was disturbing [...]
06.Sep.2009 WTF, Budweiser?
If I see any of you on the street drinking this, I will slap the shit out of you with a shovel. 1 person likes this post. Unlike
