The Fucking Internets | Fuck that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking ROCKED! I don’t care if they died in puddles of their own vomit! I want someone who plays from his fucking HEART! – Bill Hicks

Posts Tagged "Fucking Internets"

24.Jan.2010 Fucking Internets T-Shirt: Fucking WiFi

Here’s another fucking t-shirt for you. The sexually innuendo laden “Fucking Internets” WiFi shirt. No it doesn’t light up when you’re in range of WiFi. It does have a nice pink signal enclosing a fleshy colored antenna. Not only is it available in all sorts of clothing styles, but also in all sorts of beverage […]

21.Jan.2010 Foursquare and 7 mins ago: dharmaBob @ Fucking Internets

So I finally submitted to foursquare.  I was mildly aware of it, in the sense that I was seeing bits of “so-and-so unlocked the ass badge!” or “so-and-so became the Mayor of this bar and/or coffeeshop” with a foursquare link attached to the tweet, status update or scrawled on the filthy bathroom walls of my […]

15.Oct.2009 History Lesson Part 2: Once Was A Poet

Or something. A poet or something. Finding my old site on the wayback machine is really fucking with me. Because, once, I had to code each fucking page, post, etc. (well, actually by this time, I think I had snagged a copy of Office that had Front Page on it to make life easier, but […]

History Lesson Part 1: An Interview With Jesus

While showing the kid what coding html was like back ten years ago, I came across an old post from my defunct living in infamy site. It was an Interview with Jesus, from his old site @ crucify.com (now also defunct). There was this thing where you could actually chat with him! It was disturbing […]

10.Sep.2009 Fucking Rotational Internets

Did a little more back-end shit, instead of creating content worth fucking reading. But I had fun doing it. The tagline above now rotates through some quotes. All quotes say “fuck”. And the header image rotates too. It doesn’t say fuck. It says “fucking internets”, with some nifty pictures behind it. This is how I […]