The Fucking Internets | Fuck that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking ROCKED! I don’t care if they died in puddles of their own vomit! I want someone who plays from his fucking HEART! – Bill Hicks

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18.May.2011 That Happened, and We Let it Happen

Did you see Family Guy Sunday? If you did, you saw this.  Enough said. When your kids ask you what the fuck happened to MTV, and why shaking asses and bling are the stars of today’s music videos, explain it to them. Explain that David Bowie and Mick Jagger were once rock gods, and somehow, […]

06.Jan.2010 If I were The Doctor, Gary Coleman would be The Master

That’s Doctor Who references in the title, for you heathens. I got a desperate text message from dear friend and fellow twitterwhore @sleepjunky. @sleepjunky: Gary Coleman, down!!! Gary Coleman, DOWN!!!!!! Me: Gary Coleman Down? @sleepjunky: He’s in the hospital! He’s precarious!!! Me: No, he’s precocious! Oh! Wait! Oh noes! Gary Coleman has long been my […]